Race to the White House: Porsche vrs. Volvo
According to a GOP survey uncovered by the Hindustan Times, Porsche owners voted Republican while Volvo owners went Democrat.
This survey also found that Dems watch more TV, mostly game shows and celebrity court cases. This confirms a theory: they're reliving the past, watching repeats of O.J. Simpson and catching Richard Dawson doing Family Feud on GSN.
In truth, the Hindstan site kifed the story from the London Daily Telegraph, which attributes the survey to "[t]he backroom wizards who won the American presidential election for George W Bush."
They are still unhappy about what we did last month.