January Elections in Fallujah!
The Iraqis now control the city of Fallujah. Some addled commentators will say that the Marines failed because we did not capture Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and/or Sheik Abdullah al-Janabi, if they indeed exist, but we did not find Osama bin Laden in there either, but that is not the point.
The people of Fallujah can now vote in January. The slaughter-houses are closed, and the boss mutants are still running.