Folksy stuff from the Dan-man, Tuesday night [source: Kansas City Star]:
Personally, I'd like to ask Rather what is the frequency.
“George Bush is sweeping through the South like a great big cotton mill.”
Kerry's Iowa lead “is as thin as turnip soup.”
On Bob Schieffer saying Ohio could be called soon: “We used to say if a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun.”
“We don't know what to do. We don't know whether to wind a watch or bark at the moon.”