The Kerry Cabinet
According to this bit
on FOXNews.com, some delegates to the convention are pondering who will be in JF Kerry's
cabinet: Bill Richardson
at State, Max Cleland
at Defense, Bob Menendez
at Education or H.U.D.
Secretary of State: the poet Dominique de Villepin, the former French foreign minister. He knows how Kerry wants to revamp American foreign policy.
Secretary of Defense: David McReynolds, longtime activist, former draft evader, and Green Party Senate candidate from New York. "All we are saying…"
Secretary of the Treasury: Theresa Heinz. If the deficit seems too large, we can do what Kerry did: take out a loan against one of her houses.
If selecting Ms. Heinz reeks too much of Kennedy-esque nepotism, how about this fellow who e-mailed me this morning:
He wants me to give him personal info, then I'll have money wired to a numbered account in the Cayman islands.
My name is Simon V. Heinz, a member of Independent Committee of Eminent Persons (ICEP), Switzerland. ICEP is charged with the responsibility of finding bank accounts in Switzerland belonging to non-Swiss indigenes, which have remained dormant since World War II.
Secretary of the Interior: Al Gore: Stop drilling, mining, burning, and driving! Candles and horse & buggy worked for Andrew Jackson, dammit! (What is the effect of a Blueberry Muffin Yankee Candle on Al's ozone hole?)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (H.U.D.): Donald Trump: If Kerry spends the treasury elsewhere, Trump can talk the bank out of a few hundred billion. He's very good a borrowing lots of money to build houses.
Secretary of Transportation: Teddy Kennedy…
Okay, I won't go there.
Hey, feel free to add.